shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
god yesterday was so fun it’s such a shame every part of my body aches from rope jumping now
DAVE OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING…………………
I went swimmin in my tux because yolo
oh my fucking god dave no your tux
Christmas Stuff: Christmas lights + Dogs
This Morning Moose is defensive about his morning routine.
you Can HEAR the Texan in the last gif
in which Jared and Jensen are secretly Sam and Dean
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
I thought it was talking about the hat, till I started to scroll down and then I noticed it was the dogs.
Soulless!Sam in 6.09 ‘Clap Your Hands if You Believe’
I’m convinced that Sam Winchester actually thinks things like this all the time, but his considerate side won’t let him say this shit aloud.
Oh, are you kidding? Of course he does! Look at what a nasty, snarky, sassy little fuck he was in season 1.
It was glorious. This is just more of that with all the governors off.
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
dads are wonderful
1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day.
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!
you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams
are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job